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'I Don't Live My Life Making Fun of People': Justin Timberlake Responds to...
In case you missed it, a couple of Justin Timberlake's skeezy friends made a "hilarious" video for him as a "wedding present," in which they filmed adorable dancing homeless clowns congratulating the...
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Dirt Bag: Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle Substitute Bowling For Sexual Intercourse
Tim Tebow has a giiiiiiiirlfriend: actress Camilla Belle, the infamous subject of our magical unicorn love mascot Taylor Swift's angry song "Better Than Revenge" after Belle supposedly stole Joe Jonas...
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Today in Things I Couldn't Even Make Up, Britney Spears Is Writing a Novel
It's true! It's true! It's happening and it's true and modern Briterature (SORRY) will never be the same. Britney Spears—our Brit Brit!—is currently in negotiations with Harper Collins to pen the next...
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Melissa McCarthy Is Hella Positive About Weight, Life
In which Melissa McCarthy, undoubtedly for the umpteeth time, is asked about her weight and how she feels about it: "Pretty much everyone I know, no matter what size, is trying some system. Even when...
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Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show
The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn...
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Adele Doesn't Care About Her Weight and Probably Has Better Sex Than You
While Adele is OK with her weight, occasionally the Internet is not. "I read a comment on YouTube that I thought would upset me — ‘Test pilot for pies' — but I've always been fine with it. I would...
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Rihanna Commandeers a Plane, Gets Journalists Wasted
To kick off her 777 tour, Rihanna's taken 200 bloggers and journalists on a Boeing 777 for a week. I've used my crack investigative skills to determine that everyone is getting fucked up and having a...
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Kim Kardashian Will Bring Peace Milkshakes to Middle East
After being roundly chastised for having—I mean, I guess, kind of—an opinion of sorts on the Israel-Palestine conflict and Tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian is going to make it up to the people of the...
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Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant Again
In the immortal words of the classic holiday song: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It's been seven months and at least 109 headlines since the birth of Maxwell...
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Sunday Sing-Off: It's Britney's Birthday, Bitch!
Let's go back to a time when the world was a simpler place and Britney Spears wasn't 31-years-old. Time — it moves too quickly. More »
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New Mom Hilary Duff Is a Morning Sex Enthusiast
Thanks to the antics of nine-month-old Luca Cruz, new mom Hilary Duff now prefers to get her fuck on in the morning with husband, retired Canadian ice hockey player (well, I think he's still Canadian)...
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Rebel Wilson Hosting the MTV Movie Awards? So Far the Apocalypse Is Awesome
The MTV Movie Awards have finally figured out what it will take to get us to watch the MTV Movie Awards: they have announced that Rebel Wilson will be hosting this year's ceremony on April 14th, the...
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Justin Bieber Is Smoking Pot, Acting Out, Not Reaching Potential
Some mole over in Justin Bieber's camp say that the B33bz is pissing off his record label and his assorted grown-up servants by being a lazy, ungrateful little stoner, just like—wait for it—an...
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K-Fed's Brother Calls Britney a 'Maniac' and Says He's the 'True Father' of...
Oh, these kooks! I missed them so much! Having Britney/K-Fed drama back in my news feed isn't quite as magical as Britney/Justin/double-denim formal-wear drama, but it's still like a warm, cozy tongue...
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Man Who Posed as Adam Lanza's Uncle Once Sued Justin Bieber for Stealing His...
Two days following the Sandy Hook Shooting, Jonathan Lee Riches, a convicted felon out of West Chester, Pennsylvania, drove to Newtown, Connecticut and, like something straight out of a Flannery...
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Britney Spears Is Maybe/Probably Getting Fired from The X Factor
Lo! See how the gutters run red with the blood of the famous as yet another celebrity has been axed from The X Factor. It is rumored that Simon Cowell, with the sanguine thirst of a wild beast, has...
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Can't Agree On Matrimonial Tattoos Because Life...
OK! Magazine, which obviously rivals the Washington Post and the New Yorker in terms of quality, accuracy and general class JUST KIDDING it's basically toilet paper, reports that Brangelina are...
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A Year of Britney Spears' Tortured Red Carpet Faces
With her highly-publicized, highly-paid job as a judge on The X Factor this year, 2012 has been one of the most visible for Britney Spears, publicity-wise, since her breakdown in 2007. But despite her...
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Girls Fans Throw Shade at Lena Dunham for Liking Taylor Swift
Sincerest feelings-havers Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift have been Internet friends since Red dropped in October, but Dunham just admitted that the denizens of Bushwick who constitute her fanbase have a...
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