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Britney Spears Quits The X Factor Before They Can Fire Her Ass
Speaking of pictures ripped out of Teen People that you glued on your 5th grade Trapper Keeper (weren't we? we totally were), Britney Spurrz has gotten the jump on her boss Simon Cowell. She's...
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Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Decide to Not Be Photographed Together Anymore
Almost exactly a year after getting engaged to have their likenesses marizpanned and planted into the top of a wedding cake, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have decided not to do that anymore....
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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Should Just Break Up Already
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Rumor Has It the Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids Was Gay Casting Director
One of the criticisms of Jodie Foster's already legendary Golden Globes speech was the idea of expounding a need for personal privacy on, you know, a nationally broadcast awards show. Its detractors...
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Lady Gaga Wants to Buy Back Neverland Ranch for the Little Jacksons
For Lady Gaga's next trick, she will buy Neverland Ranch and cover it with black vinyl and spikes. Gaga, who has previously purchased 55 pieces of costly Jacko memorabilia, befriended LaToya Jackson...
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Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting
Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips...
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Are Doomsday Preppers, Spent Their Entire $10...
Just when I think I can't hate-love Original Kings of Comedy Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag any more, they go and do something un-fuck-withable such as believing in crystals or giving all their stuff...
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A Former Exec Is Suing the Oprah Winfrey Network for Sex Discrimination
The ratings trouble plaguing Oprah's teetering television dominion, OWN, has been well-documented, but now the network is facing a good old-fashioned sex discrimination suit. Actually, not so good, at...
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Beyoncé Goes H.A.M. at Super Bowl, Announces Imminent World Domination
So last night Beyoncé literally blew the lights out at the Super Bowl with a powerhouse performance featuring Destiny's Child (dammit, why "Bootylicious"? If they had done "Survivor" or "Bills Bills...
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Leighton Meester and Adam Brody in Love: Life Imitates WB Fanfic
The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect of your troubled adult existence. Examples: cheese going on fries, and the fact...
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Britney Spears Adopts a New Dog, But Whatever Happened to Bit Bit?
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Britney Spears gets a new dog, but we want to know what's going on with the old one, Anna Kendrick knows what makes a good movie (hint: we're still talking about dogs)...
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Rihanna and Chris Brown Snuggle At Grammys, Don't Give a Shit
Four years to the day after Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna on the way home from Clive Davis' pre-Grammys party in 2009, here they are snuggling at last night's ceremonies. While it's been...
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James Franco Has No Gag Reflex
So James Franco deep-throats a pistol in J.K. Rowling's newest novel, James Franco and The Cavernous Sexual Ambiguity the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. Details interviews Franco this...
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Country Singer Mindy McCready Kills Herself One Month After Boyfriend's Suicide
Long-suffering country music singer Mindy McCready was found dead via a gunshot wound to the head yesterday afternoon on her porch—the same location that David Wilson, McCready's self-declared...
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Prince Michael Jackson, 16, Has a Job in Showbiz
A poised and hella grown-uppish Prince Michael Jackson has landed a job as a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight, a pretty impressive gig for a 16-year-old although though my impulse is to...
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This Week In Tabloids: Britney Spears Doesn't Really Sing, Jeopardizes Her...
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we snack on gossip sandwiches served by In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we the mags report:...
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Sigh: Josh Brolin and Diane Lane Calling It Quits
Superfoxes Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are divorcing after eight years of marriage, according to their reps: "It was a mutual decision. It was amicable. It's not ugly, it's just over." (Guh.) It's the...
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Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Press Room and More Gossip from the Oscars
While you were staggering home in a prosecco haze, celebrities were still out partying, and here's some post-Oscar nuggets for you to munch on. Okay, so yeah, Jennifer Lawrence fell down on her way to...
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Britney Spears Dyed Her Hair Brown and It Is Legitimately Notable, We Swear
It's not notable in, like, a world history kind of a way, but you have to admit that BRITNEY'S NEW HAIR LOOKS REALLY GOOD, YOU GUYS. And she seems to have a vigor and a pulled-togetherness about her...
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Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help Other...
"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be...
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