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Shocking: John Mayer Hath Torn Katy Perry's Pez Dispenser Heart Asunder
Sometimes great love stories last for a lifetime, and the time after that, and generations of children to come know and cherish their romance-steeped heritage, and other times "Katy Perry and John...
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Internet Chops and Screws Kristen Stewart's Quote About Being "Out Of...
The good news is that we've transitioned into the Overanalysis of Interviews post-mortem phase of the Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart infidelity drama (alias Sparklegate), which means we are one step...
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Prince Harry's Royal Peen Caught on Video!
The rumblings around the castle are ominous this week: the now-infamous Prince Harry Naked Bear Hug-Gate photos are only the tip of the iceberg, say Vegas sources, and the royal media will soon have...
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Rihanna Goes Out Partying For A Change, Smashes Glass Table
Rihanna, God of Patron Shots and Cigarette Butts and Hangovers and General Chaos, almost got thrown out of a London nightclub after she supposedly jumped on a glass table, fell, smashed it and then...
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Honey Boo Boo Is Making Forklift Loads of Cash
Because I guess there is nothing better to dispute over, there're has been some dispute over how much TLC is paying Alana Thompson and her family, better known as the force of nature behind the dark...
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Rumor: Katy Perry and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians
I woke up this morning to a very enlightening article in my inbox about how Katy Perry and Rihanna continued their "alleged gay affair" at the VMAs. They did? Guys, how could we have missed it? They...
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Shockingly, Britney Spears, Elle Cover Model, Is Not That Into Fashion
Says Britney Spears to Elle in the brand-new October issue: More »
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In Her Ongoing Campaign of Vehicular Recklessness, Amanda Bynes Smoked Pot In...
Because we all haven't heard enough about Amanda Bynes' exploits behind the wheel, she apparently drove around aimlessly around Los Angeles for most of Tuesday, cutting people off and running lights,...
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Kate Middleton Got Giggly As She Greeted Topless Islanders
Kate Middleton giggled uncontrollably as she and Prince William visited the Solomon Islands and were presented with garlands by topless women from the village of Marau, likely because being presented...
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Dina Lohan Admits She's The Mama Rose To Lindsay's Gypsy Rose Shitfaced
As that Philip Larkin poem goes, "They fuck you up, your mum and dad / They may not mean to, but they do / They lose track of you right around the wrap party for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen /...
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Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's Christmas...
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hired my mom's pretend (but serious pretend) boyfriend Jamie Oliver to come to their Surrey estate to cook them Christmas dinner. Pitt and Oliver have been buddies...
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Christina Hendricks Loathes Being Called 'Full-Figured'
Christina Hendricks got miffed after being called full-figured by a Sun-Herald interviewer just before the cameras rolled: "I think calling me full-figured is just rude." Hendricks and her...
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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Are Back On, Spotted Moping Together in LA
In their first documented outing together since Sandersgate, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted with a big group of friends in Los Feliz at a bar (somewhat hilariously) named Ye Rustic...
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Britney Spears Had a Major Meth Problem, Alleges Former Manager, and She...
Well, this Sam Lufti vs. Britney Spears defamation trial certainly wasted no time in becoming a hideous bloodbath. Lufti alleges—via his lawyer Joseph Schleimer (ACTUAL LAWYER NAME)—that Spears was an...
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Shocker: Lindsay Lohan Forgets to Show Up for Work on The Canyons
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Lindsay Lohan's gotta blow off her obligations on the set of every single movie she's worked on for the last five years. In other words, if you play with fire, fire...
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Rihanna Considering Breast Implants At Chris Brown's Gallant Request
Chris Brown and Rihanna plan on coming out publicly as a couple again after her upcoming album Unapologetic drops on November 19th, but they're wasting absolutely no time dipping some emotional bread...
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Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World by Hateful Twitter Trolls
Holy shit. Remember that time you had faith in people? Well, it was unmerited and undeserved, because—like a modern day version of the Rumplestiltskin tale—just hours after Adele popped out her kid,...
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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Make Whopping $300K Off Wedding Photos
"Magical," "unforgettable" and "fantasy" are just a few of the gushing adjectives used by Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake to describe their hella expensive Italian wedding (soup), even though not...
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The Kurt and Courtney Musical Will Either Be Awesome or a Total Disaster
During the Lufti/Spears trial, Sam Lufti let this slip: "[Courtney Love and I] are currently working on a possible motion picture or Broadway musical based on the Nirvana catalogue, based on her life...
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Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of Her...
Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the CDs and shit, offer your condolences to her 2-dimensional cardboard likeness, for...
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