Oh, these kooks! I missed them so much! Having
Britney/
K-Fed drama back in my news feed isn't
quite as magical as Britney/
Justin/double-denim formal-wear drama, but it's still like a warm, cozy tongue kiss from the Holy Spirit or whatever. Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! And this shit is particularly good. K-Fed's brother
Christopher Federline (a.k.a. Chederline) says that he banged Britney back in the early-whenevers, but didn't want anyone to ever know because he is noble and pure of heart. Until a few weeks ago, at which time, he claims, Britney stole his credit card and used it to buy $4,500 of
Archie comics (!!!), then told him he had a small penis and threatened to alert the world about their historic bangathon. "This will not stand," shouted Chederline to an indifferent gray sky! And so...
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