The
National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that
Brad Pitt and
Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex
Jonny Lee Miller's detective series
Elementary; she initially said she was curious to see Miller's acting and how he had aged (and told Brad the show was so bad she couldn't get through the first episode), but continued to tape the show behind his back.
And the kids think Jonny is cool. Tough break. Nevertheless, I still believe that a few rounds of lion sex can solve any marital problem between two extremely rich Pretties. [
National Enquirer]
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