It's true! It's true! It's happening and it's true and modern Briterature (SORRY) will never be the same.
Britney Spears—
our Brit Brit!—is currently in negotiations with Harper Collins to pen the next Great American Novel. One can only presume it has something to do with the Old Lady Who Drops It Into the Ocean at the End going on an epic road trip with
Anson Mount's Weird Mono-Nostril to the
denim tuxedo factory where they time-travel-speed fast enough to take down
all the people who are ahead of uuuuuuuus. The working title is, "
HUUUUUHHHHHH!?!?!?!?!?" I spent literally all afternoon trying to come up with a fake Britney Spears book proposal that would do comedic justice to the concept of a fake Britney Spears book proposal, but it just
isn't possible. If you guys want to give it a shot, put 'em in the comments. Writing exercise!!! Anyhoo:
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