Jennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage Hers
Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to...
View ArticleWatch Teenage Britney Spears Talk About Emailing Your Heart
Here's a reminder that we're all getting so old, all of the time. If this doesn't send you straight back to the late 90s/early aughts, maybe that's because you weren't born yet. For the rest of us,...
View ArticleToday In Adorbs, Connie Britton's Son Confused Her With Beyoncé
Single mom Connie Britton and her 2-year-old son Eyob and her jumbo glasses of white whine on Friday Night Lights and her perfect HAIR that is every effervescent, shimmering color that hair can be! I...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court
I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her...
View ArticleAunt Viv From Fresh Prince Writes Utterly Batshit Letter To Wendy Williams
Um! Janet Hubert, who played Aunt Viv on Great Show of Our Time The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air wrote a letter to Wendy Williams after the talk show host asked guest Tatyana Ali why Hubert left the show....
View ArticleWhile You Were Sleeping Cory Monteith Checked Into Rehab (Again)
Glee star and "Frankenteen" Cory Monteith, who's previously been open about his troubled past as a delinquent teenager, has checked into rehab for substance abuse. His rep confirms to People:...
View ArticleBritney Spears and Jason Trawick Decide to Not Be Photographed Together Anymore
Almost exactly a year after getting engaged to have their likenesses marizpanned and planted into the top of a wedding cake, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have decided not to do that anymore. Though...
View ArticleKristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Should Just Break Up Already
YEAH, I SAID IT. If you thought you could enter 2013 with the confidence that your favorite weirdo fake-vampire supercouple Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson had repaired their freaky union, you...
View ArticleRumor Has It the Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids Was Gay Casting Director
One of the criticisms of Jodie Foster's already legendary Golden Globes speech was the idea of expounding a need for personal privacy on, you know, a nationally broadcast awards show. Its detractors...
View ArticleLady Gaga Wants to Buy Back Neverland Ranch for the Little Jacksons
For Lady Gaga's next trick, she will buy Neverland Ranch and cover it with black vinyl and spikes. Gaga, who has previously purchased 55 pieces of costly Jacko memorabilia, befriended LaToya Jackson...
View ArticlePippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting
Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips...
View ArticleSpencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Are Doomsday Preppers, Spent Their Entire $10...
Just when I think I can't hate-love Original Kings of Comedy Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag any more, they go and do something un-fuck-withable such as believing in crystals or giving all their stuff...
View ArticleA Former Exec Is Suing the Oprah Winfrey Network for Sex Discrimination
The ratings trouble plaguing Oprah's teetering television dominion, OWN, has been well-documented, but now the network is facing a good old-fashioned sex discrimination suit. Actually, not so good, at...
View ArticleBeyoncé Goes H.A.M. at Super Bowl, Announces Imminent World Domination
So last night Beyoncé literally blew the lights out at the Super Bowl with a powerhouse performance featuring Destiny's Child (dammit, why "Bootylicious"? If they had done "Survivor" or "Bills Bills...
View ArticleLeighton Meester and Adam Brody in Love: Life Imitates WB Fanfic
The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect of your troubled adult existence. Examples: cheese going on fries, and the fact...
View ArticleBritney Spears Adopts a New Dog, But Whatever Happened to Bit Bit?
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Britney Spears gets a new dog, but we want to know what's going on with the old one, Anna Kendrick knows what makes a good movie (hint: we're still talking about dogs)...
View ArticleRihanna and Chris Brown Snuggle At Grammys, Don't Give a Shit
Four years to the day after Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna on the way home from Clive Davis' pre-Grammys party in 2009, here they are snuggling at last night's ceremonies. While it's been...
View ArticleJames Franco Has No Gag Reflex
So James Franco deep-throats a pistol in J.K. Rowling's newest novel, James Franco and The Cavernous Sexual Ambiguity the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. Details interviews Franco this...
View ArticleCountry Singer Mindy McCready Kills Herself One Month After Boyfriend's Suicide
Long-suffering country music singer Mindy McCready was found dead via a gunshot wound to the head yesterday afternoon on her porch—the same location that David Wilson, McCready's self-declared...
View ArticlePrince Michael Jackson, 16, Has a Job in Showbiz
A poised and hella grown-uppish Prince Michael Jackson has landed a job as a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight, a pretty impressive gig for a 16-year-old although though my impulse is to...
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