Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's Christmas Dinner?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hired my mom's pretend (but serious pretend) boyfriend Jamie Oliver to come to their Surrey estate to cook them Christmas dinner. Pitt and Oliver have been buddies since the Jennifer Aniston days. The British chef has tried to give him cooking lessons before, but he's "useless in the kitchen." Aw, it feels adorably correct that no matter how domesticated and fatherly Brad Pitt has become, dude could still burn water. As for Angelina, there is no way that woman is going near a stove except maybe to have brutal leonine sex on top of it. More »