Shocking: John Mayer Hath Torn Katy Perry's Pez Dispenser Heart Asunder

Sometimes great love stories last for a lifetime, and the time after that, and generations of children to come know and cherish their romance-steeped heritage, and other times "Katy Perry and John Mayer don't seem to be doing whatever it was they were doing anymore," say tabloids. Which was fucking, obviously. A source says the split was amicable: "They'll end up as friends. They were honestly having fun. People made it out to be far more than it was." But another source says that Mayer played a crude round of Operation™ with Perry's feeling-bones: "She's really upset. She is making it seem like it wasn't serious with John, but she is hurt." More »