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Britney Got a Digital Slimdown to Look Skinny in 'Work Bitch' Video
Britney Spears looks lean of thigh and flat of abs in the video for "Work Bitch," but rumor has it she got the digital slimdown. Better living through technology. Airbrushing ahoy!Read more...
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Madonna's Kiss of Death
Thanks to American Horror Story: Coven, it was finally possible to nail down Madonna's secret for maintaining her youthful beauty.Read more...
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Here’s Why TLC Passed on Recording ‘...Baby One More Time’
In an alternate universe, Superman landed on the outskirts of Mexico City and went on to become a super-powered club promoter called Los Ojos Calientes, Golden Girls was called Golden Guys, Steve Urkel...
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Lena Dunham's 'Overweight' Body Wanted for the Cover of Vogue
Anna Wintour wants Lena Dunham for the cover of Vogue, according to a "well-placed magazine source" (a business crop top? An oversized pink coat for the autumn season?).Read more...
View ArticleBritney Spears Threatens Crowd With Whip, Tells Them to 'Work, Bitch'
No, Britney Spears cracking a whip and motivating terrified strangers to "Work, Bitch" is not a particularly wild dream you once had — it's a real thing that happened late last week when Spears was a...
View ArticleBritney Spears Stars in a Weird-Ass 'Thriller'-Themed Halloween Video
It's only Monday, but it's already been a big week in Britney Spears news. Not only does it turn out that her music might repel pirates (!!!), but now she — with the help of Nick Grimshaw and BBC...
View ArticleNoted Perfumer Britney Spears Now Has a Song Called 'Perfume'
If you're a fan of Britney Spears' slower ballads like "Everytime" and "Lucky," her new song "Perfume" will be a sweet relief from her hard-thumping radio hits. If it's hard for you to stomach the...
View ArticleBritney Spears May Have Released the Worst Lyric Video Ever
In making the lyric video for her new song "Perfume," Britney Spears has really taken the general cheeseball nature of lyric videos and product placement that's now mandatory in music videos and run...
View ArticleThe Boys of Boston Give Work, Bitch the Video It Deserves
The Boys of Boston flag football team (YES) bring everything and more to this video for Britney's Work Bitch and it is magic. Youwantamaserati? Read more...
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Miley Cyrus Knows Britney and Justin Were the Best Dressed Couple Ever
In today's Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus speaks the truth about the best couple's outfit that ever was, Crystal Hefner is friends with Spencer and Heidi and Chet Haze thinks it's funny that anyone would be...
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Complete Shithead Leaks Emotional Private Texts from Britney Spears
Aw man, not this human egg-fart again. Noted social butterfly and vulnerable-starlet-betrayer Sam Lutfi is back in the "news" again, having released a number of private texts that he claims are from a...
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Britney Wants a Baby Girl So She Won't 'Feel as Alone in the World'
Britney Spears is on the January 2014 cover of InStyle in what's being touted as her "MOST CANDID INTERVIEW EVER!" In it, she talks about wanting a daughter to help her cope with her feelings of...
View ArticleThe Most Interesting Moments in Britney Spears' Video for 'Perfume'
Britney Spears has released the video for her song "Perfume" and it is not good. We knew it wouldn't be good. The song is not good. The lyric video was not good. And yet, there is something, dare I...
View ArticleBritney Spears Stereotypes Latinos During Univision Interview
This is one of those things where you watch it and wince and go, "Oof." Britney was being interviewed for Despierta America on Univision when she said, "I've always loved Latinos. They make me think...
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Kanye West Vows to Be Quiet for at Least Six Months
Hahahahahahaahahaahahahaahahaahaaha. I don't want him to be quiet, but I love that headline. After being raked over the coals over and over in 2013 (for saying TOTALLY LEGIT SHIT, BY THE WAY), Kanye...
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Britney Spears Began Her Career in Las Vegas Purgatory Last Night
This is who Britney Spears is now: a Las Vegas performer who's ripped off some Cirque de Soleil productions so she can tread water in our collective pop culture consciousness with a show called "Piece...
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Justin Bieber's Totally Not Retiring, Say Justin Bieber's Party People
Sure, Justin Bieber said he's retiring, but how much can we really trust Justin Bieber? He drives around in a customized Batmobile and abandons pet monkeys in German airports. I'll bet he told that...
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Britney Spears' Delusional 'Documentary' Is a Hot, Glittered Mess
In case you live under a rock made out of socially valuable things like your family, real news and various important social causes you are devoted to, you know that Britney Spears debuted in Las Vegas...
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Ke$ha's Mom: My Daughter Is Bulimic and Her Producer Was a Bully
As if going to rehab for bulimia isn't enough, Ke$ha's mom Pebe Sebert told People that super producer Dr. Luke pushed her there.Read more...
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Pantsless Miley Cyrus Booted From French TV Before 10 P.M.
It turns out Miley Cyrus is too scandalous even for France, a country whose greatest natural resource is eroticism. The video for "Wrecking Ball" is no longer allowed on television before 10 p.m., when...
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