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Queen Beyoncé Biked to Brooklyn for Her Concert Like a Pleb
Before her last show at the Barclay's Center, Yoncy gave her driver the day off and biked from the modest Tribeca home she shares with mild-mannered car insurance salesman Jay Z all the way across the...
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The Week in Tabloids: Christina & Britney Try to Out-Skinny Each Other
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we send Callie Beusman to the newsstand to procure the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant...
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Kanye Pitches Baby Photos To Vogue, Anna Wintour's Like 'As If'
Kanye West's latest pipe dream is to reveal North's first baby photos in American Vogue. While 'Ye certainly has a better ratio of pipe dreams-turned-reality than the average person, it doesn't sound...
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Seth Meyers Got Married This Weekend, but Not to Stefon
Probably the most theme-appropriate news of the extended Labor Day weekend is that Seth Meyers, former (sniff) Weekend Update desk jockey and future host of NBC's Late Night, married his longtime...
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Kristin Cavallari Had No Idea She Needed a New License, Dude
In today's Tweet Beat, RuPaul and Britney Spears have something hot going, Heidi Klum and Kerry Washington look OMG stunning and Kristin Cavallari wants to make it clear that she did not realize that...
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Anna Wintour Kills Miley Cyrus Vogue Cover After Twerking-Gate
You might be surprised to learn that Anna Wintour is not a twerking enthusiast. She's cut Miley Cyrus off the cover of the December issue of Vogue, despite a completed photoshoot with Cyrus, because...
View Article'Worst Twerk Fail Ever' Clip Was a Hoax From Prankster Jimmy Kimmel
Last week's viral video "Worst Twerk Fail EVER - Girl Catches Fire!" was actually a staged bit from Jimmy Kimmel, he admitted last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live: "We didn't send it to any TV station, we...
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Britney Spears Wants You to Call the 'Po-Lice', Governor
In today's Tweet Beat, we learn exactly how much Diane Keaton loves Pinterest and polka dots, Bryan Greenberg remembers working with those "eye sores" Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson and Britney Spears...
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Miss New York Accused Of Calling Outgoing Miss America 'Fat As Fuck'
Two days before the 2013 Miss America pageant, Miss New York Nina Dalvuluri —the self-proclaimed Miss Diversity — was allegedly caught on tape calling outgoing Miss America Mallory Hagan "fat as...
View ArticleBritney Spears' Work Bitch: Frenetic, Mumbling Insanity
I think it's good, but I can't understand a word. Speak your words, Bit Bit. Read more...
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Education Expert Jaden Smith Urges Kids to Drop Out of School
Born-into-stupidly-rich-and-famous-circumstances Jaden Smith, 15-year-old student at the Scientology-based New Village Leadership Academy (founded by Will and Jada) and part-time Teen Philosopher, is...
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RuPaul and Britney Spears Get the Inevitable Remix We All Deserve
It's been about 24 hours and someone's already combined RuPaul's Supermodel and Britney Spears' Work, Bitch. It's just as awesome as you would imagine, and I'm ready to climb Mt. Everest exclusively...
View ArticleThis Britney Spears Announcement Is Disastrous and Amazing
The Britney Spears comeback continues to move forward at a breakneck pace — though maybe "breakneck" isn't the best word for it. "Dragging"? Is "dragging pace" more accurate? I don't know! Either way,...
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Miley Cyrus Fans Want To Rip Lorde's Brains Out For Winning at iTunes
Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her "Royals" topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They're...
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Ellen Pompeo Thought The Emmys Were Racist and Embarassing
Like many of us, Ellen Pompeo was not into the Emmys. She took particular offense to the stinkbomb of an awards show because it reflected the casual whitewashing of Hollywood, and told USA Today one...
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Rihanna Says She's a 'Square' Who Never Has Sex
Rihanna "Sex Plane" Lastname says that, despite her hard-partying image, she's recently become a "square" who spends most of her time folding her hankies and playing clothes-on cribbage.Read more...
View ArticleEverything Old Is New as Britney Spears Tells Herself to 'Work Bitch'
Exactly six years ago, life was not great for Britney Spears. She had just performed at the MTV Video Music Awards, an event that usually prompted headlines about the cool and now infamous things...
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A Ronan Farrow Revelation Prompts A Lot of Wishing About Parentage
In today's Tweet Beat, the definite son of Mia Farrow and the possible son of who knows who sparked a lot of conversation about the origins of a human. Plus, Shonda Rhimes and Mindy Kaling loved each...
View ArticleWatch Miley Explain Exactly What Her 'Movement' Is
Miley Cyrus isn't just a one-woman show: she's a whole movement. That's what she's claiming anyway, according to MTV's documentary about Cyrus entitled Miley: The Movement which aired Tuesday evening...
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Britney Spears Actually Not on Board With the Whole Sexy Video Thing
While Britney's new video features the 31-year-old pop star scantily clad, writhing and having fun with chains and whips, the reality of the situation is that Britney's not entirely comfortable with...
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