This Week In Tabloids: Britney Spears Doesn't Really Sing, Jeopardizes Her...
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we snack on gossip sandwiches served by In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we the mags report:...
View ArticleSigh: Josh Brolin and Diane Lane Calling It Quits
Superfoxes Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are divorcing after eight years of marriage, according to their reps: "It was a mutual decision. It was amicable. It's not ugly, it's just over." (Guh.) It's the...
View ArticleJennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Press Room and More Gossip from the Oscars
While you were staggering home in a prosecco haze, celebrities were still out partying, and here's some post-Oscar nuggets for you to munch on. Okay, so yeah, Jennifer Lawrence fell down on her way to...
View ArticleBritney Spears Dyed Her Hair Brown and It Is Legitimately Notable, We Swear
It's not notable in, like, a world history kind of a way, but you have to admit that BRITNEY'S NEW HAIR LOOKS REALLY GOOD, YOU GUYS. And she seems to have a vigor and a pulled-togetherness about her...
View ArticleTaylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help Other...
"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be...
View ArticleJennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage Hers
Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to...
View ArticleWatch Teenage Britney Spears Talk About Emailing Your Heart
Here's a reminder that we're all getting so old, all of the time. If this doesn't send you straight back to the late 90s/early aughts, maybe that's because you weren't born yet. For the rest of us,...
View ArticleToday In Adorbs, Connie Britton's Son Confused Her With Beyoncé
Single mom Connie Britton and her 2-year-old son Eyob and her jumbo glasses of white whine on Friday Night Lights and her perfect HAIR that is every effervescent, shimmering color that hair can be! I...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court
I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her...
View ArticleAunt Viv From Fresh Prince Writes Utterly Batshit Letter To Wendy Williams
Um! Janet Hubert, who played Aunt Viv on Great Show of Our Time The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air wrote a letter to Wendy Williams after the talk show host asked guest Tatyana Ali why Hubert left the show....
View ArticleWhile You Were Sleeping Cory Monteith Checked Into Rehab (Again)
Glee star and "Frankenteen" Cory Monteith, who's previously been open about his troubled past as a delinquent teenager, has checked into rehab for substance abuse. His rep confirms to People:...
View ArticleEveryone Thinks Rihanna's Pregnant
As the Rihanna bacchanal—Rihacchanal?—known as the Diamonds tour continues to suffer under the weight of four concert cancellations (Boston, March 10; Baltimore, March 12; Houston, April 15; Dallas,...
View ArticleIs This the Face of Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades Movie?
As Ana Steele would say, "Argh!" In a desperate bid to land the directing gig for Universal's Fifty Shades of Grey, Gus Van Sant sent the studio an unsolicited test tape of a sex scene from the book,...
View ArticleKhloe Kardashian Is Sick of the Tabloids' Unsolicited Uterus Updates
In an interview with Redbook, Khloe Kardashian klarified that she is not jealous of Kim for getting pregnant with the Kimye-by and that just because she has fertility problems she isn't the jealous,...
View ArticleSexy Sex Vampires Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Split Up
After three years of dating, Vampire Diaries' onscreen and real-life couple Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder have broken up. But TV's low-key equivalent of K-Stew and R-Patz will stay civil on the show...
View ArticleRihanna Sues Topshop for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts
Rihanna has filed a $5 million lawsuit against Topshop for using images of her on T-shirts without her consent. Apparently Team Ri-Ri tried to negotiate with Topshop for the last eight months — and...
View ArticleVictoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy Of Its Tacky Bras
Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for...
View ArticleBritney Spears's Sons Bop Along in Her Video for Smurfs 2
"You don't have to look like a movie star/I think you're good just the way you are," Britney Spears sings/high pitch screeches in her song "Ooh La La" for the new Smurfs 2, because apparently the...
View ArticleKaty Perry and Britney Spears Are Smurftastic
She's a slave to blue. (Sorry.)Read more...
View ArticleThe Beginning of the End? Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones Ditch Parks and Rec
Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones will be leaving Parks and Rec during the 13th episode of the upcoming sixth season, executive producer Mike Schur has confirmed — because their characters are maybe,...
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