A Star Is Born Songwriter Was Also Worried About Whether Bradley Cooper Could...
In a recent interview with GQ, singer-songwriter Jason Isbell discussed writing “Maybe It’s Time” for the recent A Star is Born adaptation starring Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga. Isbell apparently...
View ArticleOops, Britney Burned Down Her Gym
The short version of this story is that Britney Spears accidentally burned down her gym, a fact that she casually dropped into the introduction of a workout video she posted to Instagram. The long...
View ArticleJudge Renews Britney Spears Conservatorship Until August, at Least
Britney Spears’s legal affairs gained renewed attention in 2019, after a series of high-profile courtroom visits put her conservatorship back in the spotlight: her allegedly forced...
View ArticleEarnest Internet Man Ansel Elgort Wants to Tweet Sad Things Like the Rest of Us
Ansel Elgort is back on Twitter, presumably because the attention he gets for posing semi-nude on Instagram just isn’t doing it for him “in these times.” Me neither, bud! Anyway, his return heralds a...
View ArticleLet's Check In Again With Britney Spears, in Self-Isolating Repose
A month ago, Britney Spears revealed she committed accidental arson on her home gym. After lighting two candles, “one thing led to another,” she claimed, and it all came burning down. So what’s she...
View ArticleBritney Spears Was in the Mood to Give Us 'Mood Ring'
Social distancing expert Britney Spears has released a new song. Well, sort of. According to E!, her track “Mood Ring (By Demand)” was originally released as “Mood Ring,” a bonus feature on the...
View ArticleOne Woman's Hunt for Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake's Matching Denim...
Two years into their reign as it-couple king and queen of teen pop, Britney Spears and *NSYNC’s Justin Timberlake arrived at the 2001 American Music Awards in what would become two of the most iconic...
View ArticleWhite Supremacist Statues Can Fuck Off and Die, Taylor Swift Says
During one of the Black Lives Matter protests in Nashville last week, demonstrators toppled a statue of an historical racist shithead that had stood near the Tennessee State Capitol since 1927. While...
View ArticleMegan Fox Calls Interactions With Michael Bay 'Inconsequential'
It’s no secret that Jimmy Kimmel is (most definitely) an asshole. Okay, that’s probably too harsh, so let me rephrase: There is a large amount of evidence that suggests Jimmy Kimmel, late-night host...
View ArticleShock and Awe!!! Famous Teen Heartthrob Seen With Lookalike 'Gal Pal'
A famous actor person had a Chala-meet-cute at a Chalet in Cabo San Lucas with also famous actor person Eiza Gonzalez. Page Six refers to her as a “gal pal,” but TMZ reports that they “seem to be...
View ArticleRIP To Sir Rupert, Chris Pratt's Favorite Ram
Tragedy has struck Chris Pratt, who in the grand tradition of people with money to burn owns a farm where he photographs animals and occasionally play-acts as an agrarian. In the actor’s accounting, he...
View ArticleTwitter Finally Bans Graham Linehan for Being Transphobic, Which :}
Twitter has permanently (slash finally!!!!) suspended Graham Linehan for being a transphobic pièce du garbage.Read more...
View ArticleBritney Spears Dances to Beyoncé Weeks After Getting Dragged by the Beyhive
In the hierarchy of queens, there is obviously Beyoncé, who asserts near-total dominance over the descriptor. Then there is Lil’ Kim, who first called herself Queen Bee in the ’90s. And then there are...
View ArticleSarah Paulson Also Doesn't Care for Lea Michele!
Yet another famous person has acknowledged that Lea Michele isn’t the most pleasant individual to work with on a production. This time around, though, the actor in question, Sarah Paulson, handled the...
View ArticleAt Last, Some Good News: Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli Lost Money on...
Little known fact: Natalie Imbruglia wrote her 1997 debut single “Torn”* about the complex tension that I, me, specifically, am feeling right now between my desire to abolish all prisons and the...
View ArticlePlease Help Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Find Their Dog
Urgent: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom’s dog Mighty is missing! On Instagram late last night, the former actor and current house husband shared a dire message that their beloved pup has disappeared in...
View ArticleEven Laverne Cox and Trace Lysette Have to Deal With Transphobic Bullshit on...
Famous trans women are still subjected to transphobic bullshit when trying to swipe right on some hotties? In the immortal words of one of graphic artist Cat Frazier’s most iconic Tumblr-era animated...
View ArticleEveryone Owes Megan Thee Stallion an Apology
After news broke that Megan Thee Stallion was shot in Los Angeles on July 13 while in a car with Tory Lanez, memes were circulated on social media that suggested Meg had provoked Lanez into shooting...
View ArticleThings Don't Look Good for Ol' Ellen!!
You know how on a group challenge episode of Project Runway when the group did badly, the leader of the group would take responsibility for their overall performance without necessarily taking...
View ArticleBritney Spears' Father Says the #FreeBritney Movement Is a Joke
It’s long been thought by certain Britney Spears...let’s call them “enthusiasts”...that Britney needs to be freed, specifically, from the conservatorship helmed by her father, Jamie, since 2008.Read...
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