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Woman Claims She Could Not Stop Shitting Herself After Eating at Lisa...
Recently, while working on a story concerning Lisa Vanderpump’s sprawling West Hollywood empire, I encountered a star of Vanderpump Rules. Generally unmoved, I continued the laborious task of finishing...
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Britney Spears—a Brunette!
Do you think we might actually save the planet from impending climate disaster if our favorite celebrities stopped bleaching their hair (and maintaining those bleach jobs) with harmful chemicals and...
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Kendall Jenner's Personal Boogeyman Looks a Lot Like Brad Pitt
“Don’t ever meet your superheroes at a Christian Mingle sing-along for celebrities hosted by your Trump-supporting brother-in-law who’s pivoting to religious leader”—as Kendall Jenner would say! The...
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Britney Spears Granted New Conservator After Dad Jamie Spears Temporarily...
After a years-long fight over Britney Spears’ future and agency, she has been granted a new conservator by the Los Angeles Superior Court. The role was previously held by her father Jamie Spears, who...
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Donna Karan, Attending a Halsey Concert, Asks 'Who is Halsey?'
It’s New York Fashion Week, which means a collection of people famous for their proximity to the celebrities that sit front row at runway shows are enjoying a brief moment back in the press. Like...
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Jonathan Scott Thinks Zooey Deschanel is a 'Great Human,' Will Probably...
And now, a story: After a particularly amicable divorce, your sister hits you up one night and asks that you go to a party at a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend’s house. She’d been invited by her...
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The Green Dress Is Back
Fetuses still in utero the last time Jennifer Lopez wore the green Versace jungle print that birthed Google Images are now in college, yet JLo’s eternal beauty shall not fade. The original dress still...
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Report: Jamie Spears to Resume His Duties as Britney's Personal Conservator
Weeks after Britney Spears’s ex-husband filed a temporary restraining order against her father Jamie Spears for allegedly shaking one of her sons, TMZ is reporting that Jamie Spears will resume...
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Hailey Bieber Loves Jesus but Not Selena Gomez
Hailey Bieber has a lot on her plate. With All Saints Eve approaching, the vocal God crusader is busy battling the many demons that infest the mortal plane. And she was recently married to aspiring...
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Keanu Reeves Shops at Whole Foods As Charity Gala He Was Supposed to 'Host'...
Isn’t there a classic storyline in sitcoms where the nerd, who is throwing their first party, lies about the cool kids coming so their crush will roll through? (Or am I papering over my somewhat...
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New Documentary Claims Britney Spears's Bodyguards Took Bribes From Paparazzi
It’s been 12 years since Britney Spears infamously shaved her head in a Los Angeles salon while the world watched in horror (or, for many, abject fascination). The “breakdown,” as it’s been dubbed, has...
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Drake and Kylie Jenner: Just Friends
Drake and Kylie Jenner are just friends and definitely not in a relationship, despite the murmurings of various prophets. Everything is just business as usual, people! According to TMZ:Read more...
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Willie Nelson Quits Smoking Weed the Same Day Hell Freezes Over
It’s the end of an era in the United States of America. As a mournful sky slowly gathers above New York City, and snow begins to blanket everything around us, please lower all flags to half mast. Then,...
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Can Someone Please Tell Me if Sex Bench Owners Cara Delevingne and Ashley...
All good things must come to an end, unless you’re a celebrity! Then, things sort of end while you delete the evidence that they did, claim you were hacked, and spend a few months in silent purgatory...
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Bette Midler Joins Our Pointing Circle and Demands That Justin Timberlake...
We’ve been standing here, pointing at Justin Timberlake, for weeks now. He’s apologized once, to his “amazing wife” Jessica Biel, after being photographed drunkenly holding hands with co-star Alisha...
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Noted Wife Guy Jay-Z Snatches Phone From Man Filming Beyoncé at Diddy's 50th...
Diddy is somehow 50 years old, and for this climactic event, he managed to pull together some of the most contentious celebrity feuds into one room to drink, party, and generally stand around ignoring...
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Ayesha Curry's Got Eggplant Jokes After Steph Curry's Alleged Nudes Leak
Ayesha Curry’s got decent mom jokes, considering nudes allegedly of her husband, NBA MVP Steph Curry, were published to Twitter on Friday morning. During a Instagram Live broadcast on Friday night,...
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Demi Lovato Ascends to Higher Plane of Consciousness With Post-Breakup Angel...
It’s been a long year for Demi Lovato. She took a break from social media after her Snapchat was hacked, became mixed up in the highly choreographed beef between Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun, and in...
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What's Inside North West's Birkin Bag?
Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things, like Matt Lauer’s nefarious new relationship with an “ultra-luxury” publicist, or Us Weekly’s insistence on starting the...
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Royals Don't Bully People, According to Some Royals
If my name was William, and I had a younger brother named Harry, I would probably bully him! That just seems like the sort of thing someone named William would do, especially if their younger brother...
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