There was absolutely nothing good about the announcement that certified awful person George Zimmerman (no celebrity bold for you!) would appear on an episode of Celebrity Boxing to square off against rapper DMX (on what would have been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday, no less). This news was actually so not good that for a second I was certain it was an Onion headline. (It wasn't.) From the fight itself, to the date, to DMX's promise to beat the shit out of and then urinate all over Zimmerman's face, it was bad news all around. Now, it appears that the fight will likely not be happening.