First of all, a huge shout out to all the non-Trump related shade sent to me this week. Communication is the most important part of any relationship; you guys listened, and I thank you for that.
The Heat From Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's Burns Suffocated All Possible Shade
No One Told Katy Perry She Had Quinoa In Her Teeth
Katy Perry is seeking a new squad because no one in her current one was kind enough to tell her to brush her lunch (or perhaps last night’s dinner) off her teeth Sunday afternoon before walking the red carpet at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, a ceremony I couldn’t begin to explain to any of you.
Brad Pitt Is Reportedly Dealing With His Divorce With Sculpture, Weed, and Bon Iver
On Tuesday evening we shared the surprising and sort of delightful news that Brad Pitt’s newest passion is sculpting, and that the newly single actor has spent “many days and nights” working on a piece I imagine will be his most spectacular creation since the character of J.D. in Thelma and Louise. Today, we have even…
Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Are About to Tell Everyone They're in Love
Folks, the relationship that gossip rags have spent three years attempting to convince us is actually happening based on a single photo of two people being vaguely affectionate with each other in what appears to be a recording studio is FINALLY (maybe) (potentially) about to be confirmed by its two alleged…
Meet the Man Behind Gossip Cop, Which Keeps the Tabloids in Check
If you were to believe everything written in the tabloids or celebrity weeklies, you would think that Jennifer Aniston has been pregnant for 15 years, Kim and Kanye are divorcing and renewing their vows on a bi-weekly basis, and Tom Cruise actually wants to be involved in his child’s life. Thankfully, we have Gossip…
A Very Pregnant Beyoncé Is Living Near the Hospital In Preparation for Her Twins
Beyoncé is going to give birth basically any minute now, and I’m strangely nervous about it. What happens when the big moment arrives?! Is there a little bell I’m supposed to ring, or do I just scream the news out of my window?
Kylie Jenner Uses Her Housekeeper's Arm As a Lip Kit Swatch Palate
In a breathtaking—but all too expected—display of unselfconscious privilege, Kylie Jenner revealed the key to the delicious Lip Kit swatches featured on both her Snapchat and Instagram accounts: her housekeeper. And no, she does not deign to identify her by name.
Ariel Winter's Mother Says Her Daughter Needs to Quit 'Exposing Herself,' Ariel Winter Says Shove Off
After some nasty legal drama, Ariel Winter emancipated herself from her mother, Chrisoula Workman, last year. (Among other things, Winter had accused Workman of “vile name calling, personal insults about [her and her weight], attempts to ‘sexualize’ [a] minor, and deprivation of food.”) We hadn’t heard from Workman…
Britney Spears's Instagram Compromised
Britney Spears’s iconic Instagram page has reportedly been compromised by a group of Russian hackers.
You’re Making Britney Spears High
Britney Spears needed to travel to Thailand for a performance in Bangkok, so she (like any great mom and friend) brought her family and some other loved ones to make a fun vacation out of it. In an Instagram video uploaded Wednesday, Spears shared that the experience has been an “incredible” one thus far while…
In Sync We Trust: Pop Music's History of Lip-Syncing (and Lying About It)
Read her lips: Britney Spears is pissed and she wants credit. In a recent interview that ran on Israeli TV, the pop diva decried those who accuse her of lip-syncing. “A lot of people think that I don’t sing live,” Spears said. “Because I’m dancing so much I do have a little bit of playback, but there’s a mixture of my…
Welp, It Turns Out That Britney Spears Does Sometimes Sing Live
Earlier this week, Britney Spears moaned, “A lot of people think that I don’t sing live. Because I’m dancing so much I do have a little bit of playback, but there’s a mixture of my voice and the playback. It really pisses me off because I am busting my ass out there and singing at the same time and nobody ever really…
Britney Spears Took a Trip to Israel and It Was a Total Disaster
Britney Spears performed at Tel Aviv’s Yarkon Park on Monday night for 55,000 concertgoers. Spears arrived in Israel on Sunday, coming from her tour in Asia. It doesn’t seem like anyone was prepared for what she would be facing.
'Leave Britney Alone!' Turned Ten Today
On this date ten years ago, September 10th, 2007, in the depths of the Simon Cowell era, Chris Crocker broadcast his howls of pain out through our desktops, with his creation “Leave Britney Alone!,” which briefly pierced the internet’s cold black heart. Crocker posted on the day following Britney’s infamously limp and…
This Is Nice
Lars Von Trier Says He Didn't Sexually Harass Björk
Lars von Trier has denied allegations that he sexually harassed Björk in 2000 while filming the musical drama Dancer in the Dark.
Robin Leach Bought Britney Spears' Artwork for $10,000
Remember when Britney Spears was placidly wearing at least two bras while painting on a canvas propped up in some ivy? It was nice! What’s even nicer is that once the Mozart ended and the millions of paints were packed up, Spears donated one of her masterpieces to Vegas Cares, an auction to benefit the victims of the…
Anna Paquin Backs Up Ellen Page's Claim That Brett Ratner Outed Her
Anna Paquin says she was there when Brett Ratner allegedly looked at a woman standing next to Ellen Page and said: “you should fuck her to make her realize she’s gay”–while Page was only 18, before she had publicly come out. Page alleges Ratner said this at a “meet and greet” before filming X Men: The Last Stand, in…
Open Thread: Did Paris Hilton Invent the Selfie?
Beyoncé Changes Her Email Address Every Week (Or at Least the One She Gave Ed Sheeran)
In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight that’s currently making the rounds, Ed Sheeran revealed the process by which his new duet with Beyoncé (“Perfect”) came to be. “I have an email address that I email...that actually changes every week,” Sheeran said. “So I emailed that and then we got on the phone. It’s…