This Charmed Reunion Sucks Ass
The writers for Ryan Murphy Presents the Actual Year 2020 must be totally out of ideas because they’ve written in yet another online fight between Charmed co-stars Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano, and...
View ArticleBrandy and Monica Are Finally Gonna Figure Out Whose Boy This Is
Since the beginning of time (1998), one question has haunted humanity: Is the boy Brandy’s, or is he Monica’s? Next week, we might just find out once and for all.Read more...
View ArticleSelling Sunset Has Some Fucking Explaining to Do
When I asked Selling Sunset’s self-proclaimed bad bitch Christine Quinn if producers on the show fucked around with the timeline of events, she told me: “I can’t comment on production, but I know...
View ArticleJamie Lynn Spears Is Taking On a Bigger Role in Her Sister Britney's...
Just a week after news came out that Britney Spears’s lawyers had requested that her father, Jamie Spears, no longer have sole conservatorship over her estate and person, new court records show that...
View ArticleBritney Spears Sees You, #FreeBritney
Britney Spears and her court-appointed attorney Samuel D. Ingham III filed papers this week in Los Angeles requesting several changes to her conservatorship, most notably that Spears wants a...
View ArticleBritney Spears Isn't 'Scary' Says Boyfriend, She's Just Being Herself
The unglamorous legal battle over Britney Spears’s conservatorship has been playing out in full view of the public for months now, exposing the grisly struggle between the singer and her family over...
View ArticleRemember When Bob Dole Was Considered Too Old to Be President?
In the summer of 1995, Senator Bob Dole was the frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination, competing against the likes of conservative political commentator Pat Buchanan and Senator Arlen...
View ArticleBritney Spears Loses Bid to Remove Her Father From Her Conservatorship
Sorry, #FreeBritney protesters—the battle wages on. According to the BBC, Britney Spears has lost her court bid requesting her father Jamie Spears be removed from her conservatorship. Jamie has been...
View ArticleFree Britney
We tell ourselves Britney Spears wants our attention. From the very outset of her fame, the idea that Britney wouldn’t put it out there if she didn’t want us to look made her audience feel better about...
View ArticleTom Cruise Reportedly Launched Into Yet Another Tirade Against Mission...
Looks like the only Mission Impossible is getting actor Tom Cruise to stop yelling at crew members—and getting those crew members to adhere to strict covid-19 safety protocols put in place to keep...
View ArticleSomewhat Unsurprisingly, Britney Spears's Shittiest Ex-Husband Is an...
Jason Alexander—the man who has eked out a living for nearly 20 years by bringing up the fact he once married Britney Spears for 55 hours when she was very young and struggling with issues that would...
View ArticleBritney Spears' Former Assistant Isn't Sure What a Conservatorship Is, But...
No conservatorship has ever been so discussed as the one that hangs over Britney Spears. But what is a conservatorship, anyway? In the forthcoming Framing Britney Spears documentary, Spears’s former...
View ArticleJustin Timberlake Is Just One Villain in Framing Britney Spears
The two things I’ve watched tonight—Framing Britney Spears and, currently, the Super Bowl—have one person in common, and that person is Justin Timberlake, who is under fire once again for effortlessly...
View ArticlePaparazzo Whose Car Britney Spears Attacked in 2007 Absurdly Claims He Didn't...
In addition to a rather damning look back at Justin Timberlake’s behavior regarding his ex Britney Spears, the New York Times-made/FX-Hulu-aired documentary Framing Britney Spears featured a galling...
View ArticleAnd Now, All the Britney Spears Sources Speak
Since The New York Times/FX/Hulu documentary Framing Britney Spears premiered on Friday, the pop culture world has been abuzz with #FreeBritney conversation. How serious are the parameters of her...
View ArticleBritney Spears Is 'Hopeful' in Aftermath of Framing Britney Spears
On Friday, The New York Times/FX documentary Framing Britney Spears debuted, leaving in its aftermath new support for the #FreeBritney movement, disappointment in pop culture’s treatment of young...
View ArticleCelebrity Apologies Get Britney Spears Exactly Nothing
In the days following the release of the New York Times/FX/Hulu documentary Framing Britney Spears—or, what I like to think of as a very helpful visual explainer for the essay I wrote back in...
View ArticleBritney Spears's Dad Will Continue to Be Her Co-Conservator
Despite the growing popularity of the #FreeBritney movement, Britney Spears’s father Jamie Spears will remain her co-conservator, a judge ruled Thursday. As Page Six reports, lawyers for Britney filed...
View ArticleLike Most Women in Their Late 30s, Britney Spears Has Received a Halfhearted...
There comes a time when the bullshit misdeeds of straight women’s Jordan Catalanos—that handsome yet all-round emotionally stunted high school boyfriend—catch up with them, and they get divorced or go...
View ArticleYou Can See It Everywhere
A clip of an interview David Letterman conducted with Lindsay Lohan in 2013 has resurfaced on the heels of the release of Framing Britney Spears, the New York Times doc that seems to have sparked a...
View ArticlePerez Hilton Would Also Like to Apologize to Britney Spears
Because it is now in vogue to apologize to Britney Spears, the king of convenient, years-too-late apologies would like to get a word in as well.Read more...
View ArticleThe Rise and Fall of Joss Whedon, and the Myth of the Hollywood Feminist Hero
“I hate ‘feminist.’ Is this a good time to bring that up?” Joss Whedon asked. He paused knowingly, waiting for the laughs he knew would come at the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer making such a...
View ArticleLady Gaga's Dogs Are Safe, but I Have Approx. One Million Follow-up Questions
Lady Gaga’s dogs are safe! But the ends on this story... They’re just so loose.....Read more...
View ArticleAlec Baldwin Isn't Taking Questions On Where His Latest Baby Came From!
Hilaria Baldwin, the non-Spanish wife of Alec, dropped a new baby yesterday on Instagram, debuting a new bundle of joy merely five months after she produced Eduardo. Naturally, the timing of the fresh...
View ArticleParis Hilton Says David Letterman Was 'Purposely Trying To Humiliate' Her in...
The New York Times/Hulu’s Framing Britney Spears film has had an unexpected outcome: a mini-reckoning with how the media treats women celebrities, beyond its abuse of Spears. Mid-aughts media coverage,...
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